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so yeah, Ive had my Clint been on one or two same sex encounters during job (and caught hell for it from some readers) and I can see them both enjoying themselves with both genders in the past before I involve them together Like, for me, why not?

People give you hell for that? Psh, that’s a load of crap.

I only write them sleeping with other people in the Troika universe, and that’s mostly the two of them having threesomes with Darcy at the moment (though I have plans for the rest of the Avengers…).  But yeah, I can definitely see both of them having a wide variety of sexual encounters before they went monogamous.  I should probably tag these posts as headcanons because yeah, haha.


Headcanon #36

Clint taught Nat how to dance (well, his kind of dancing) to Van Morrison songs; his favorites were “Wild Night” and “Brown-Eyed Girl.” They ended up slow dancing to “Tupelo Honey,” and that’s Natasha’s favorite.


Avengers Headcanon #35

chezamanda:

brbshittoavenge:

Natasha’s taken a liking to electronic music, much to Clint’s consternation.  He thinks it’s not real music because “real music uses actual instruments.”  Natasha just rolls her eyes and turns up whatever she was listening to before he came in spouting opinions all over the place.

Tony finds out about Clint’s loathing, and he programs JARVIS to replace all of his usual tones when Clint pushes buttons with the most irritating techno and dubstep imaginable.

Clint tries to enter a time on the microwave.

JARVIS drops the bass.

“GODDAMMIT.”

Yeah, pretty much. :D


Avengers Headcanon #35

Natasha’s taken a liking to electronic music, much to Clint’s consternation.  He thinks it’s not real music because “real music uses actual instruments.”  Natasha just rolls her eyes and turns up whatever she was listening to before he came in spouting opinions all over the place.

Tony finds out about Clint’s loathing, and he programs JARVIS to replace all of his usual tones when Clint pushes buttons with the most irritating techno and dubstep imaginable.

Clint tries to enter a time on the microwave.

JARVIS drops the bass.


love-a-little-eloise: The second half of lovely brbshittoavenge’s headcanon 11. Natasha kissed Clint first. It was for a mission in Venice Rome, when they needed to blend into a crowd to keep from attracting a mark’s attention. She kissed him for real for the first time later that night, after they’d been extracted and were in the back of a Quinjet. As you can see, this one’s is the quinjet part. The other one is here As a response to brbshittoavenge’s headcanon I think I’ll submit a close-up I really liked of the same drawing, but I’m not sure. Next in line is headcanon #26, I hope I’ll have it by the end of this week, no promises though :) Comments, critiques, tags, etc are ALWAYS appreciated OMG!  I LOVE IT!

love-a-little-eloise:

The second half of lovely brbshittoavenge’s headcanon

11. Natasha kissed Clint first. It was for a mission in Venice Rome, when they needed to blend into a crowd to keep from attracting a mark’s attention. She kissed him for real for the first time later that night, after they’d been extracted and were in the back of a Quinjet.

As you can see, this one’s is the quinjet part. The other one is here As a response to brbshittoavenge’s headcanon

I think I’ll submit a close-up I really liked of the same drawing, but I’m not sure.

Next in line is headcanon #26, I hope I’ll have it by the end of this week, no promises though :)

Comments, critiques, tags, etc are ALWAYS appreciated

OMG!  I LOVE IT!


Clint/Natasha Headcanon #34

Natasha hates São Paulo, but she loves Brazil.

São Paulo holds bad memories from her past.  Rio De Janeiro, on the other hand, is where she discovered that Clint can dance and dance really well.  He still won’t tell her where he learned to dance, but she likes putting on bossa nova albums and watching him shuffle his feet while he’s cooking.

He occasionally pulls her into an impromptu rumba in the middle of the kitchen.  It makes her think of humid nights scented with plumeria and the sweat from their skin.


Woo hoo!  I answered the first set of questions here, but I’ll re-answer the Netflix one for the hell of it. :D who controls the netflix queue: They have an equality policy.  If one person adds to the queue, the other gets to add something.  Clint likes Arrested Development and Archer while Natasha watches a lot of How It’s Made (which mystifies Clint). who cooks normally?: Clint cooks but Natasha bakes.  They like cooking together when they can, though. how often do they fight?: Not very often.  They tease-bicker over silly things for fun, but they rarely have actual, serious fights.  This is partly because they get along well and have very complementary personalities, and also because they have to deal with enough tension at work.  When they do fight, it’s usually over very serious things, like someone being reckless during a mission. what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Masturbate a lot. ;)  Clint’s more likely to get kinda depressed and send lots of text messages.  Natasha doesn’t deal with loneliness well because… well, she’s still not quite used to actually having someone there for her.  She gets withdrawn and grumpy. nicknames for each other?: They are nickname experts.  Tasha’s favorites for Clint are hotshot and big guy.  Clint calls her Nat, Tasha, Tash (and he’s the only one allowed to call her these), but he also pulls out all kinds of pet names that make her roll her eyes and/or threaten his life, like princess, baby doll, that kind of thing. who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They switch off.  They came to this arrangement after a particularly spirited argument at a Thai food place that ended in an arm wrestling match. who steals the covers at night?: Clint.  He’s such a bed hog.  Natasha developed the defense mechanism of going to bed 15 minutes before him and wrapping herself up like a burrito in the covers. what would they get each other for gifts?: Natasha likes guns.  Clint tries to find interesting or rare guns for gift-giving occasions, but he also likes sneaking little pieces of jewelry in the box with the gun.  She always rolls her eyes at the jewelry, but he catches her wearing it later.  Natasha’s not good at serious gift-giving, so she buys him stuff she know will make him groan, like circus memorabilia or Robin Hood stuff. who kissed who first?: Natasha kissed Clint, but it was undercover for a mission.  And she kissed him for real first, too.  Clint would have kissed her first, but he was afraid she’d punch him in the throat. who made the first move?: Clint started flirting with Natasha pretty much the second he was sure she wouldn’t kill him for it.  But he waited for Natasha to actually make the first move.  He’s a gentleman like that. who remembers things?: They both do.  They’re sharp people who aren’t prone to forgetting important things. who started the relationship?: They first had sex by mutual agreement; they were coming off a rough mission and just needed to blow off steam.  The actual relationship sort of sneaked up on them during all the blowing-off-steam sex they had in the couple of years after that first time.  Natasha was particularly surprised to realize she’d fallen for him. who cusses more?: They’re both pretty foul-mouthed, which is an understandable extension of their line of work.  Natasha is much more creative with her cursing than Clint, thanks to her Russian upbringing. what would they do if the other one was hurt?: It isn’t something they really think about.  Neither likes to acknowledge the possibility that they might lose each other.  But if Nat were hurt badly, Clint would first flip his shit trying to help her, and then he would brood until she got better.  If Clint were hurt, Natasha would probably shut down emotionally.

Woo hoo!  I answered the first set of questions here, but I’ll re-answer the Netflix one for the hell of it. :D

  • who controls the netflix queue:
They have an equality policy.  If one person adds to the queue, the other gets to add something.  Clint likes Arrested Development and Archer while Natasha watches a lot of How It’s Made (which mystifies Clint).
  • who cooks normally?:
Clint cooks but Natasha bakes.  They like cooking together when they can, though.
  • how often do they fight?:
Not very often.  They tease-bicker over silly things for fun, but they rarely have actual, serious fights.  This is partly because they get along well and have very complementary personalities, and also because they have to deal with enough tension at work.  When they do fight, it’s usually over very serious things, like someone being reckless during a mission.
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?:
Masturbate a lot. ;)  Clint’s more likely to get kinda depressed and send lots of text messages.  Natasha doesn’t deal with loneliness well because… well, she’s still not quite used to actually having someone there for her.  She gets withdrawn and grumpy.
  • nicknames for each other?:
They are nickname experts.  Tasha’s favorites for Clint are hotshot and big guy.  Clint calls her Nat, Tasha, Tash (and he’s the only one allowed to call her these), but he also pulls out all kinds of pet names that make her roll her eyes and/or threaten his life, like princess, baby doll, that kind of thing.
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
They switch off.  They came to this arrangement after a particularly spirited argument at a Thai food place that ended in an arm wrestling match.
  • who steals the covers at night?:
Clint.  He’s such a bed hog.  Natasha developed the defense mechanism of going to bed 15 minutes before him and wrapping herself up like a burrito in the covers.
  • what would they get each other for gifts?:
Natasha likes guns.  Clint tries to find interesting or rare guns for gift-giving occasions, but he also likes sneaking little pieces of jewelry in the box with the gun.  She always rolls her eyes at the jewelry, but he catches her wearing it later.  Natasha’s not good at serious gift-giving, so she buys him stuff she know will make him groan, like circus memorabilia or Robin Hood stuff.
  • who kissed who first?:
Natasha kissed Clint, but it was undercover for a mission.  And she kissed him for real first, too.  Clint would have kissed her first, but he was afraid she’d punch him in the throat.
  • who made the first move?:
Clint started flirting with Natasha pretty much the second he was sure she wouldn’t kill him for it.  But he waited for Natasha to actually make the first move.  He’s a gentleman like that.
  • who remembers things?:
They both do.  They’re sharp people who aren’t prone to forgetting important things.
  • who started the relationship?:
They first had sex by mutual agreement; they were coming off a rough mission and just needed to blow off steam.  The actual relationship sort of sneaked up on them during all the blowing-off-steam sex they had in the couple of years after that first time.  Natasha was particularly surprised to realize she’d fallen for him.
  • who cusses more?:
They’re both pretty foul-mouthed, which is an understandable extension of their line of work.  Natasha is much more creative with her cursing than Clint, thanks to her Russian upbringing.
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?:
It isn’t something they really think about.  Neither likes to acknowledge the possibility that they might lose each other.  But if Nat were hurt badly, Clint would first flip his shit trying to help her, and then he would brood until she got better.  If Clint were hurt, Natasha would probably shut down emotionally.

euphoricsound: Sleep. Based on brbshittoavenge’s headcanon where Natasha and Clint get into the habit of sleeping in the same bed for comfort even before they get together. I have a companion image to follow this one up soon. Would have drawn the rest of their bodies buttttt ran out of page so. Texture from stock. oh my god I love this so much! *_____________*

euphoricsound:

Sleep.

Based on brbshittoavenge’s headcanon where Natasha and Clint get into the habit of sleeping in the same bed for comfort even before they get together. I have a companion image to follow this one up soon.

Would have drawn the rest of their bodies buttttt ran out of page so.

Texture from stock.

oh my god I love this so much! *_____________*


love-a-little-eloise: As a response to brbshittoavenge’s headcanon: 11. Natasha kissed Clint first. It was for a mission in Venice Rome, when they needed to blend into a crowd to keep from attracting a mark’s attention. She kissed him for real for the first time later that night, after they’d been extracted and were in the back of a Quinjet. Actually, half of her headcanon. The second scene (quinjet) I’ve already sketched and will be uploaded this weekend -I hope!-; initially I intended to submit both of them at the same time, but this one gave me soooo  much trouble, that I couldn’t wait for the other one. Click on it! It has more detail :) PS: Late I realised Venice is not particularly famous because of its fountains, and this one I always thought of as happening in front of one, so I said “why not, if we’re going with a fountain, let’s do it all the way” So, Rome it is. dfjkldsjfakldjaflkdafjda omg art for one of my headcanons

love-a-little-eloise:

As a response to brbshittoavenge’s headcanon:

11. Natasha kissed Clint first. It was for a mission in Venice Rome, when they needed to blend into a crowd to keep from attracting a mark’s attention. She kissed him for real for the first time later that night, after they’d been extracted and were in the back of a Quinjet.

Actually, half of her headcanon. The second scene (quinjet) I’ve already sketched and will be uploaded this weekend -I hope!-; initially I intended to submit both of them at the same time, but this one gave me soooo  much trouble, that I couldn’t wait for the other one.

Click on it! It has more detail :)


PS: Late I realised Venice is not particularly famous because of its fountains, and this one I always thought of as happening in front of one, so I said “why not, if we’re going with a fountain, let’s do it all the way” So, Rome it is.

dfjkldsjfakldjaflkdafjda omg art for one of my headcanons


Domestic Meme: Clint/Natasha!

Asked by saraeokelani and misssara11!

who is the big spoon/little spoon
Usually it’s Clint as the big spoon and Natasha as the little spoon, partly because of their body sizes. It’s comfortable that way, but also because when Natasha lets her guard down, she actually kind of likes the feeling of being protected. But they occasionally switch places. They’re equal opportunity cuddlers.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Sparring, even though they know each other too well by this point. It’s not so much training for fights as seeing if they can get under each other’s guards. Oh, and they like watching movies.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Clint. Natasha has switched to taking showers at night because he is a terrible, terrible water hog.

what they order from take out
Singapore chow fun, mabo tofu, string bean chicken, and steamed dumplings, at least from the Chinese food place. They also order from the Thai place, the Japanese place, the pizza place, and that place that makes really awesome sandwiches. They often have to leave for a mission on short notice, so they don’t keep a lot of food in the fridge.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Clint’s appalling habit of watching those Tremors movies.

who does most of the cleaning
They split it down the middle.

what has a season pass in their DVR
They aren’t home much, so they actually don’t keep up with regular TV.  They end up watching a lot on Netflix, though.  Clint loves Arrested Development.

who controls the netflix queue
Natasha has had unilateral control of the queue ever since Clint bumped all four Tremors movies to the top.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Clint. Natasha did it once, but she got mad when the super tried to blow her off. She apparently reduced him to terrified tears, so Clint takes care of that stuff now.

who leaves their stuff around
They’re both pretty neat, but Natasha has been known to leave her clothes in a trail from the door to the bedroom when she’s hinting at… something.

who remembers to buy the milk
Natasha. Usually when she gets up in the morning to make coffee and notices that they’re out.

who remembers anniversaries
This used to be Clint’s domain, because he grew up with the idea that things like that were important. Once Natasha realized how important it is to Clint, she made sure she remembered every year.