The office job was supposed to be simple.
After much delay, here it is - the gift fic I wrote for chezamanda. It was supposed to be short and sweet, but the story kind of got away from me (which is to say, it grew a plot).
Many thanks to the Hive for reading through this, encouraging me, and listening to me gripe about this thing. Special thanks to Amanda herself for the title. This one’s for you, bb!
Also on Ao3.
Epilogue in which Clint comes to terms with everything that’s happened.
This is it! The end! Thanks to everyone for reading (and being so nice and patient with me when I couldn’t get this posted on the schedule I’d hoped for). Special thanks in this last part to eiluned for…
READ THIS FIC. IT IS SO GOOD.
Pairing: Jeremy Renner/Scarlett Johansson
Summary: If you were going to make the move to guy/girl scenes, you’d want to with Jeremy.Disclaimer/Notes: Did I mention this is a RPF AU? That means didn’t happen,
(sadly)will not ever happen, and I’m not claiming otherwise. Just enjoy the porn, guys. If you don’t like RPF, you have no obligation to read this and please continue scrolling along.
Fandom: The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov
Characters: Clint Barton, Natasha Romanov, Natasha Romanova
Additional Tags: PWP, gym sex, Clint Feels, POV Male Character, Het, Woman on Top, Cunnilingus
Natasha doesn’t like her job at SHIELD, but she does like sex, and she seems to be okay with Clint Barton.
Chapter Thirteen in which people do some talking, Clint does some dreaming, and our heroes start to figure out what’s going on with this whole crazy thing.
Many thanks to all of you for your nice words and for sticking with me while I try to get this thing edited and posted. It’s been a week from hell for me in real life, and I just can’t express how much I appreciate having you guys here :-)
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M Multi
Published: 2012-05-27 Words: 5088
This story starts Clint/Natasha but turns Clint/Natasha/Coulson, so if that’s not the sort of thing you like, then you’re probably not going to like this. But are you NUTS? Seriously. This - this is greatness. It’s not just great, hot sex and vivid details and little perspectives that are so part of my headcanon (seriously - that Clint is the first person she chose to have sex with because she wanted to? KEEPING that. Love it so much.) But for me, more than that, this is a great Coulson. This is not the idealized, boringly perfect Coulson you usually get. This is the guy, the human guy who goes the extra twenty miles for his people, who gets lonely and tired and has doubts and regrets and is just so, so, so fantastic.
Okay, you guys know me and you know that I don’t usually ship Clint and Natasha with anyone other than Clint and Natasha. I do, however, make occasional exceptions for threesome stories (they’re my weakness, what can I say), and this fic was the first Avengers threesome I read. In general, I also have trouble shipping Coulson with anyone because… well, tbh, I’m not sure why. But this fic. Oh my god, this fic. It’s SO good, and for exactly why clintasha recs said: this Coulson is very real, very human, and I just want to cuddle the shit out of him.
I was hit with inspiration for this fic early this morning. Many thanks to tumblr for the encouragement! Special thanks to eiluned for taking a peek at this before I posted. <3
Many apologies for the title. Once I came up with it, there really was no other choice.
Breaking and Entering
Natasha has an unexpected guest show up in her apartment.
Set during the events of Iron Man II.
Chapter Ten in which our heroes launch headfirst into trouble.
Many, many thanks to all of you lovely people here for being patient in between updates. I am trying my best to update regularly, but it’s turned into that time of year when I’m at work from 6:30am until 5 or 6pm every day, and fandom is, unfortunately, the first thing I have to cut. That said, I’ve a break next week, and I am going to post the rest of this during that period.
I’ve been remiss in reblogging the chapters as they’re posted, but you guys should read this fic. It’s SO GOOD guys. SO GOOD.
Coffee, Tea, Me? Masterpost
Coffee, Tea, Me?
The Red Eye was slow tonight, which meant that Clint was bored, and when Clint was bored he became annoying. Well, not so much annoying as restless. He didn’t seem to be content with reading a book like Natasha was. She liked him well enough and spent enough time working with him that she knew he was about one more customer-free hour away from making a fort with the tables and chairs and declaring the coffee shop “Fort Kickass.” Natasha needed to find him something physical to do before she would be forced to hurt him.
Catch Me If You Can
While studying late at the library, Clint and Natasha doze off and find themselves locked in along with a couple friends. Slightly illegal activities ensue.
Game night with the gang - this time they won’t be breaking any laws.
* Will be updated as more stories are added to the series *
Summary: Game night with the gang - this time they won’t be breaking any laws. (Pt. 3 of the “Coffee, Tea, Me?” series)
Disclaimer/Notes: Written for Trope Bingo [game night]. Thanks to the Hive Mind for feedback. As per usual, just borrowing the characters with nothing to show for it in my bank account.
Everyone’s characters and alignments:
Steve - Paladin, lawful good
Thor - Viking barbarian, chaotic good
Darcy - Rogue, chaotic neutral
Tasha - Rogue, chaotic good
Clint - Ranger, chaotic good
Jane - Cleric, neutral good